Friday, August 22, 2008

The most religious one

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious.

"I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.
Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere.
I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand.
But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred metres all around me,
the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Koran by memory."

"One day while fishing," started the Christian," I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean.
Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy
was tossed up and down in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ,
I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 metres all around me, the storm had stopped.
Since that day I am a devout Christian and am now teaching young children about Him."

"One day I was walking down the road," explained the Jew,"
I was in my most expensive designer outfit in the middle of New York city.
Suddenly I saw a black bag on the ground in front of me appear from nowhere.
I put my hand inside and found a million dollars in cash. I truly thought my end had come
as it was a Saturday and we are not allowed to handle money on Saturdays.
But I did not lose my faith in Jehova, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 500 metres all around me, it was Tuesday... "

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