Men's English

" I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
" I'm tired." = I'm tired.
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
" You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong?" = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
" I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you." = Let's have sex now.
" I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
" Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
" Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
" Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

And FINALLY... (While shopping) "I like that one better."
= Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!