Hypothetical And Reality

A little boy goes up to his father and asks:
'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?'

The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book
definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.
Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the
mailman for $500, 000.'

The boy goes and asks his mother: 'Mom, would you have sex
with the mailman for $500, 000?' The mother replies:
'Hell yes I would!'

The little boy returns to his father: 'Dad, she said
'Hell yes I would!''
The father then says: 'Okay, now go and ask your older sister
if she'd have sex with her principal for $500, 000.'

The boy asks his sister: 'Would you have sex with your
principal for $500, 000?' The sister replies: 'Hell yes I would!'

He returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!''
The father answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically,
we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with
a couple of whores.'