Clinton's Pig

President Clinton arrived in D.C. after a trip to his
home state of Arkansas.
He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under
each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs the
Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual.

Clinton spoke, "I'd like to salute you back son,
but as you can see my hands are full."
Marine responded, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"

"These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine,
they're pure Arkansas Razorbacks!"
"Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"

"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea,"
"Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"